Here's Why...

Reasons why my life could be a tragedy:

• I don't have a dog named Davis. I don't have a dog at all. 
• The cute boy that helped me in class the other day probably has a girl friend. 
• Yoga does not make me relaxed. It gives me anxiety because I can feel my fat rolls more better. 
• Words are hard. 
• I accidentally put an extra cup of flower in my cookies today. 
• I'm trying to become friends with some people in this class.. but here's how that goes...

1. I look around to make sure one of them can hear me. 
2. I make a comment. 
3. They pity smile. 
4.  I turn back around  stare at the wall and say too myself, "it's not you it's them. Also, you should probably remember to say something a little bit more normal next time. Better luck to you."
5. And in a week I repeat steps one through four. 

• A cat tried to eat my face. (I may or may not have been trying to hug it like a human.)
• I like anime. 
• Here's how applying for college and scholarships go for me. I get on the websites, look at what needs to be done, proceed to turn off the computer and cry or go to bed.
• My uterus hates me right now. 

Reason's why my life could be a comedy:

• My two friends still talk to me even after I begged them to look at my blister last Saturday. 
• Men. 
• Today was the first time I've ever seen a grown man giddy. My dad just  got a legit job and doesn't have to be a janitor anymore. 
• There's a God. 
• Adults seem to like me. 
• My mom bought really good apples. 

• I've finally learned that life is what you make it. That's kind of a big deal for me. 

here's why i think my life is a hilarious tragedy.